The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
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Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 21, 2011
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One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
by MSOE guys January 4, 2007
Get the spiritual guide mug.an offensive term for Italians used by neo-nazis like Lars. Italians are not hairy and they are a cultured people. It is assholes like Lars that are the pigs. If anyone is a disgrace to whites, it's rednecks like him. Besides, Italians are not white, they are their own race. Most proud Italians that don't bow down to dicks like Lars consider themselves non-whites and are proud to not be a part of that lame race.
People that call Italians hairy guineas have obviously never seen a real Italian. We're incredibly sexy.
by I am here April 19, 2005
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I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 10, 2010
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Get the guinevere mug.Usually seen at the Jersey shore in a wife-beater, gold chains, and a blowout hair cut. Often found reeking of cologne. Also retain a lot of Italian pride for no good reason except that their great grandfather's uncle was born in Italy. Also can be referred to as Guido,wop,dego, Tony Pepperoni etc.
by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006
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