A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!
by Buddy Shagetz March 30, 2016
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How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
by August 20, 2023
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The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!
by TheSituationn January 19, 2019
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Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!
Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!
by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023
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