Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Gatze

German fun word for cat used to avoid harsh sounds. It mostly appears in memes.

Schau, da ist eine Gatze! (Look, there is a cat!)

Gatze streicheln. (To pet the cat.)

by funnyduckling December 15, 2024

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

gatzigaio

The act of dismissing or ignoring a friend after losing interest or satisfaction in the relationship.

"After Sarah gained new friends, she started to gatzigaio me! We use to be so close, but now I walk up to her and she's totally disinterested."

by wizardofthewest February 21, 2026

Guatato

A person of Guatemalan descent/ a guatemalan.

My friend's a chill guatato

by koombelakaks July 30, 2025

Gratzo

Greasy, but groomed. A crippling addiction to white monster that affects his wife and kids. A mans man that won’t stop until his brothers wieners are out of the dirt.

Gratzo wouldn’t leave my house yesterday.

by Spilled beans August 29, 2025