guagahsmokie

A type of remark one makes when they have made a mistake, either physically or mentally.

When little Johnny failed his test, he screamed out, "GUAGAHSMOKIE!!!!!!!"

by fill plates December 3, 2002

Guadalajara

The sound that is made when yo girl starts choking on the dick

Ken was receiving a blowjob when Nacy started to Guadalajara.

by Gibmaster May 5, 2016

Guacalollerskates

An extended version of "lol", when lol just doesnt cut it. A mixture of "rollerskates" and "Guacamole".... turned lol.

Jack: *falls off a cliff*

Bryce: GUACALOLLERSKATES!!!

by emilykj February 22, 2008

Guala

A small sip of a drink

Hush I only took a guala of your water

by Ubansmartypants January 23, 2017

Virgin of the Guadalupe

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007

Guadalupe

when you find out you are mexican

i am a guadalupe .shit

by miss29 January 18, 2016

guada

n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.

Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?

by pornogil May 22, 2010