Gobblestick

Slang term used as a game name for the art of giving a blow job

Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.

To a girl "lets play gobblestick" or "would you like to play gobblestick"

by **DAK** October 12, 2005

Gobblestomp

While eating a girl out, said eater gets kicked (stomped) in the face.

Gobblestomp : look at definition lol.

by hahalolcatz2011 August 14, 2011

Gobblefest

A Thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. The person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.

Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!

by Bdogzz November 15, 2014

Gobbledigook

Something unreadable or worthless.

Without this map, the location is just a bunch of gobbledigook.

by xy33tx March 9, 2019

Log Gobbler

A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.

Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.

Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.

Chris - never ever return to my house.

by buttpirateee101 August 23, 2009

Meat gobbler

A girl that suck dick

Oh girl is a meat gobbler.

by JNRG1001 April 4, 2010

Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011