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greb

A greb is a person who, in a disastrous attempt at 'individualism', dresses in the same way and listens to the same music as all of his/her greb friends.

Grebs typically wear baggy trousers, hoodies of their favourite bands, chains and various skateboarding paraphernalia. This is meant to be a backlash against 'designer label culture', but the greb doesn't seem to realise that just because you don't dress in designer clothes it doesn't mean you have to make yourself look like a complete prick.

Grebs listen to 'alternative music'. This would imply that it is somehow different to what is heard in the mainstream, yet most of the CDs they listen to are available at Woolworths. It's the sort of stuff that John Peel stopped playing at the end of the 1970s, yet to them it is 'new' and 'innovative'. Grebs dismiss new and interesting forms of music, saying that it is made by people with no talent. To a greb talent is someone who is not bad at guitar who can also play grade 5 on piano.

Grebs are rivals of the chavs/townies. They dislike the way the 'townies' experiment with new forms of language which distinguish them from the older generations. Grebs talk like their parents.

Grebs are contained in their own little ghettos in order to protect the public at large. They are usually found in the less well-off parts of the suburbs. Their parents are typically teachers and social workers who spend their spare time reading The Guardian and telling everyone about how Margaret Thatcher ruined British society in the 1980s. Grebs themselves have left-wing political beliefs. They tell you they believe in equality, but look down their noses at the 'chav underclass'. They will tell you all about the evils of capitalism, but spend most of their time watching Sky TV and take their summer holidays in Disney World where they drink Coca-Cola all day and eat lunch at McDonald's.

In summary, these guys have got ISSUES.
Normal Person 1: Yes man. What you saying?
Normal Person 2: I was all good until I saw that greb.
by Paul_notts September 27, 2005
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greebo

Greebo has been disused in many ways, now it means to be somewhere between goth and punk, usually listens to metal/punk/rock WRONG!
The traditional meaning of greebo:
Split the word
Gree - bo
Gree - Greasy
Bo - Biker
Greebo- Greasy Biker
so therefore a greebo is a person who loves their motorcycle and spends hours tuning it and gets greasy in the process.
Townie: Oi ya f***in Greebo!!!
Unsuspecting Punk/Goth: WTF!
Townie: Yeah! You! F***in Gay BOI!
Greebo: *rides in on Harley Davidson* I'm The only F***in Greebo here! Now Pi** off ya sill T**T!
Townie: AH! NO!
Unsuspecting Punk/Goth: Erm... yeah... okay...
by Truth_Teller1234 November 24, 2006
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greb

aha! I wanted for so long to know what is the real word for the phlegm that accompanies smoking cigarettes.
not only that,mind... I now know the one for the unapeasing stench left by the smoke: qualm.
*puffs and drags another loooooong one* listening( no shit, I swear on my father) to The Platters song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes!!! (I don't believe it myself!!!) omfg!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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greebow

a youngster between the ages of 13 and 25 who listens to metal, death metal, nu metal and a variety of older rock/metal, such as sabbath and iron maidon. this variety of people, dress in baggy black jeams with a large ganster line and usually wear black make up upon the eyes(males aswell)
the greebow along with the ounk, is the sworn enemy of the townie and will gladly start on a group of townies just to prove that even as a group they arent ' rock 'ard'
a long haired teen(usually dyed black with red streaks) wears black eye make up aswell as lipstick, and white blusher. have a great desire for gnarly looking tattoos and pearcings, are often called satanists when quite oftenly they arent.
by Alan Wharton December 31, 2004
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Greebo

Deluded teenagers (usually) who believe that by some how wearing all black and listening to rock music they become "individuals" while remaining blissfully unaware that they're just creating their own version of so called "chavs" and "trendies". They generally moan about being picked on and "labeled" while at the same time labeling others that don't conform to them.

They're no different from any other group effected by trend, punks, greebos, chavs, indie kids etc. It's all the same.
The Greebo's where moaning about how they are the only "individuals"
by Keir123 October 16, 2008
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Greco-Roman

Synonym for faggotry, mainly used by people who view themselves as 'straight' but had, or are open to homosexual activity.
I've had my Greco-Roman times during my teens.
by arsenius February 20, 2020
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greb

Grebs generally wear tatty old baggy black or blue jeans, spikey necklaces and wristbans along with a nirvana or slipknot hoody. they all seem to think theyre being individual or different bye doin this, but all look the same, they think slipknot and cradle of filth are proper hardcore death metal, but have never even heard of good bands like the devil wears prada, drop dead gorgeous or the black dahlia murder.

they generally pride themselfs as being more intelligent and morally superior to chavs, but in reality are more or less the same, just with different taste in music and different clothes/hair. as they are just as narrow minded, which you will clearly see if you read alot of the other definitions of greb.
Greb 1 - oh my good, have you heard the new slipknot song, its soo heavy, i love it.
Greb 2 - i know, and the new cradle album is amazing, dani filth is sooooooo good.
Real Metalhead - haha look at those freakshows talking about ther shitty pretend metal, lets beat the shit outta them and proceed to the black dahlia murder gig.
Scen Kid - ok
by Storm almighty September 19, 2007
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