carmel grease

2 The sweat of a turd

it was so hot, I had a mean batch of carmel grease going, and I think it had sand in it.

by Waky October 6, 2006

Fat Grease

The wetness that excretes from a fat person's skin, leaving there body slippery and disgusting.

1. "Whoa, Joe really has some fat grease on him."

2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.

by Fetus Fisher August 27, 2008

Knicker Grease

An action, object or situation which aids/results in the easier or involuntary removal of a ladies under garments.

"I bought my bird some theatre tickets and they came with a free tub of knicker grease"

"My new aftershave is pure eau de knicker grease"

by Knicker Grease Inc. August 26, 2009

Worlds Greatest Detective

If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."

everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."

by Legobatman2139 December 3, 2020

The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

by Nazeem February 5, 2021

Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011

grease

To kill, murder, ice, wack, or otherwise eliminate someone

He caught his wife cheating on him with some hot shot lawyer, he greased em' both.

by hunts January 20, 2004