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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020
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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.
R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.
by Porksta July 20, 2005
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crazy grandma ass

An exclamation used to express disbelief or the unusual state of affairs.
"I have goats in my pants!"
"Crazy grandma ass!!!"
by paul4tA April 24, 2004
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Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.
"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."
by chefpaul April 6, 2005
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Grandm.i.l.f.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003
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Grandoaks highschool

A cringy stupid school where the rules are strict, and everyone is nosey af. Fake and basic people everywhere, stupid black hoes who think they the shit, etc etc.
Sis number 1: oh what school do you go to?
Sis number 2: haha I go to grandoaks highschool
Sis number 1: uhm.. let me just skrt skrt away
by Lil bih:) December 4, 2018
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Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."
-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!
by stikshift March 7, 2007
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