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government

In most cases, a centralized administrative and legislative organization that serves to deter, augment, alter, promote and regulate different aspects of the human experience. Government's puport to solve problems arising from "The Problem of the Commons." Areas arise in which the individual actions of persons serve to deplete the general welfare of the rest of society. In such cases, the government has seen it fit to pool resources from across society, to dedicate to ensuring the continued survival of the species and the citizens of that nation or region.
The American government cured smallpox, broke up monopolies, develop the interstate highway system, insisted upon voting rights for all adults, eliminated usury, preserved massive plots of land for conservation, sent satellites into space leading to modern communication, researched international communication leading to the internet, tripled the lifespan of the average American over the past 100 years, and risked life and limb to provide food for Somalia, end apartheid rule in South Africa, liberate the women of Afghanistan, stop the ethnic cleansing of Bosnia and protect the soveriegn rights of people in Kuwait.
by Seth Wellbourne November 6, 2008
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GOVI

Hot Texan male who has clothes I want and who can't adjust his belt.
Wow, that Govi has awesome clothes and I want to strip them from him and see his nakedness!
by LaineLaineLaine June 21, 2008
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the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.
Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.
by HomerT February 14, 2007
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Government Shutdown

What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.
Man this fucking government shutdown is starting to piss me off right now!
by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019
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government job

A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.
I went to get license plates and waited 2 hours. Hurricane Katrina highlights the government job.
by Bubski August 8, 2008
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government shutdown

Something that, in 2013, was supposed to stop the delay of Obamacare, just so that the Obama Administration could turn around and keep delaying parts of it later.
Progressives and Democrats wailed about the partial government shutdown -- name-calling the Republicans "extremists" and "domestic terrorists" -- but have no problem with Obama delaying parts of Obamacare now -- which is exactly what the argument surrounding the government shutdown was about in the first place. Hypocrites!
by oiehg aori June 9, 2014
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israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals
"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."
by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021
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