Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.

Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis

by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008

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Goober

1. A word often used to describe a frustrating person when a more profane word is not acceptable in the circumstances. Synonym: fucker

2. A person so incredibly awesome. Often synonymous with "champion"

3. A term sometimes used to describe oneself when they do something goofy or stupid.

1. Friend #1: "So he ditched me last night at the party and hooked up with another girl"

Friend #2: "What a goober!"

2. Hannah: "Ben makes my day all the time with his notes. He is such a goober!"

3. Nicole: "Did you seriously just run into the door?"
Nick: "I did! I'm such a goober..."

by abcdefg28734 December 7, 2009

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Goober

The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.

Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*

by DaquanDuBrillious January 3, 2017

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An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"
3. Goober: HOLY SHIT MAN! IM TRIPPING OUT!

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!

by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009

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