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a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.
"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better
by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003
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GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch
1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!
by Nick D February 18, 2003
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Goodyear

when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his cock. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a piss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire
his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears
by one 2 three 4 April 18, 2009
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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
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Good-bye Lenin-ed!

(tr. v) Occurs when you accidentally turn-in a DVD case without the actual DVD in it to the rental place.
Shoot, I still have the Good-bye Lenin! disc even though I turned in the case to the university media center. I think I'll just keep it.

That's okay, I Good-bye Lenin-ed! Waking Life a few days ago. No one checks the cases anymore.
by karmamilkhai February 23, 2009
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Goodyear

An insulting word for a fat person... An alternative way of calling a fat person a 'blimp' in relation to the famous Goodyear blimps.
Hey goodyear... put the burger down and loose some weight
by DefinitionA April 5, 2011
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goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.
Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!
by P.J.H November 8, 2007
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