Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020

golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.

"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."

by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.

Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.

by Chillip September 30, 2010

Golden Raider

when you're shagging a chick in the arse and you piss instead of cumming

I went all Golden Raider on my girlfriend lastnight! She leaked all night long

by PsychoStoo June 24, 2017