Goggle Head

A nickname given to the goggle wearing leader in each season of Digimon.

"Taichi, Daisuke, Takato, and Takuya are all Goggle Heads."

by Jijimon July 26, 2004

Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.

1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again

by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009

liberty goggles

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.

I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.

by libertydude August 8, 2011

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005

indian goggles

The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.

Amy loves it when Charlie gives her a special treat & lets her wear his indian goggles.

by Rachel S from Phoenix March 2, 2004

cum goggles

Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.

See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)

by u r f November 1, 2007

Pomeranian Goggles

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

We gave Michelle a nice pair of Pomeranian goggles when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

by TangBanger December 15, 2008