God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

by Lil yacht October 5, 2020

God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??

The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.

by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018

God

Someone named Blake

Look at Blake over there isn’t he a literal god yes indeed he is

by God literal Jesus November 12, 2020

God

shrek

shrek is god

by ampharos man March 17, 2020

God

Memeulous

God wears shades and a bandana

by Pie face showdown January 19, 2020

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018