glockenspeil

sexy xylophone, tehe.

landon likes to play his glockenspiel.

by maddie March 28, 2005

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008

Glock

Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.

I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.

by MacNastyBurger February 24, 2011

glock

Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).

I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.

That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.

by limaxray January 5, 2009

glock

slank meaning big ass,big boot,

Monica is floatin'her glock on my face

by d_gangstaa August 7, 2007

glock

A light-weight steel weapon that projects pieces of bullets by applying pressure to its trigger. It is often used as part of a gangster, or gangsta's arsonal.

"Grab yo glocks when you see Tupac"

by Phatboy CoolDaddy April 3, 2003

glock

a gun , a fire-arm

And I'm webbing choppers like heli-copters
You gon' need hella doctors, when the glok go...

ludacris feat tity boi (we got-chicken n' beer )

by DAS November 23, 2003