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ben-glish

Ben-glish is a style of text speak that was invented and has been used whilst in communication with contemporaies for a number of years. Ben-glish takes the most phonetic attributes of the english language and deconstructs them into a hodge podge mish mash of syntax and subtext

invented after a mutual and concerned dissatisfaction with the english language and its limitations , it has been used on the walls and in the digital communications of the world for a while.

Also refers to a laziness when writing Ie cant be bothered spelling . usually sentences are structured like...

"IwnttothshpngtzsmdrnkndnIwnthmnrolldaspliff"
ben-glish rolls like this "yah yah we beez chur sofa setee, eyez hs deez tings n stf thtz nds 2 b taken 2 yah plce . wenneth shall we liase up in deez clurbz...or sm shit
by rdstar309z February 2, 2010
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glitch in the radio matrix

(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.

This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.

A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.
Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."

Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."
by unoit2 July 29, 2011
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glit

a shortened version of niglet. (a nigger that has not grown up to be a man.)
Look at that glit with his orange drink and pork rinds.

Somebody get that glit a nigger-berry.
by glit lover July 6, 2008
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Glastic

Glastic: a glass that is made of plastic, or: a plastic cup that looks like glass.A combination of the words "glass" and "plastic".
"Luckily this cup is glastic because I just dropped it!"
by Pogmotoin February 21, 2009
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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.
Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>
by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011
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glitch

a defect, a flaw(see also bug)
Carefully thinking the scheme over revealed a glitch in his plan.
by Light Joker January 1, 2005
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glitch mob

1. A party on which DJs play Glitch music (scratched, dirty, errorous covers oh hip-hop tunes mixed with breakbeat). Main home of glitch mob parties is USA esp. California
Is this Friday, this city any glitch mob to rave on?
by barykent December 5, 2007
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