Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017

Giraffe

When some one really stupid with an IQ of lower than 30 denies being this animal because of their height.

That super tall and stupid kid gets really mad when people refer to him as a giraffe .

by That kid 17 October 5, 2018

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024

giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell October 7, 2006