african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males

my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk

by whitemikeb March 9, 2022

Gene ka lund

Something every woman craves but is reserved for that one special someone.

They: Darn i wish i could get my hands on gene ka lund
Me: that's not for you

by Asstria May 18, 2022

doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

Gene-Robot

A Deep Data driven, bio-nanomachine swarm. The #1 leading cause of mosquito genocide, worldwide.

Why not just use a gene-robot to recycle all mosquitos into edible automatons?

by Robot Butler October 12, 2020

Ms. Gene

Best teacher in the world 🤍✨

1- Ugh ı am so tired ı cant handle one more class
2- İTS Ms. GENES CLASS THANK GOD!

The whole class:YAYYYYY

by absolutelynottaylorswift November 21, 2021

Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.

Hello! Gene will take care of it. So don't you worry

by Bama Al March 2, 2021

Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.

"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"

by anuragbas February 5, 2024