garaging

When you are in the garage and you totally ignore what your spouse says while you’re playing video games on your phone.

Hey there, you are garaging me. Did you hear what I said?

by Mellie Pie July 4, 2020

Garage Ass

When your butt is so big it could fit all your belongings

She has a garage ass...

by TCutta November 27, 2018

Garage Days

Probably one of the best Metallica albums out there.

Garage Days was the best

by HorkerPorker October 29, 2017

Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016

Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.

Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.

by Northwestnas December 14, 2014

Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.

“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”

by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014