Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

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giraficornisus

When you mix a giraffe, a unicorn, and a pegasus. The ultimate animal hybrid.

This weekend, I'm going to the park. I hope to see a giraficornisus! They are my favorite animals.

by mhandlebar January 2, 2023

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Garabinga City is a made up desert city that was created for purposes of story telling, similar to the universes created by modern screenwriters and authors, such as J.K Rowling and C.S Louis. It is a town known for its typical western weather and scenery, featuring local schools, a downtown district, and rustic, environmentally damaged buildings littered throughout the surrounding desert.

I wrote a book, a book based on the Garabinga universe. It’s about an old man who made his way through life living on cheap parcels in self made wood houses, drinking daily, and working minimum wage. He picks himself up eventually in his later years and runs for mayor after climbing the corporate ladder into middle management at a local tool manufacturing plant. He wins the race and becomes mayor of Tanto County.

by MrPicky88 February 25, 2023

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