Girlfriend Goggles

When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.

Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

recycled girlfriend/boyfriend

someone who you previously dated and parted with, only to get back together with later under the assumption they have changed. ie: like a tire being recycled into a playground.

Didn't they break up a year ago? Yea but she/he is his recycled girlfriend/boyfriend now.

by Deathany Darko June 2, 2010

National Kiss your Girlfriend Day

On October 7th, it is your civic duty to kiss you’re girlfriend day. It could be your first or could be your last, you’ll figure that out. But have fun!

National Kiss your girlfriend day is on October 7th

by Carl Pa. October 5, 2020

National kiss your girlfriend day

16th of October. On the sixteenth it is important you kiss your girlfriend.

“Oh hey mate it’s the sixteenth, better go kiss my girlfriend!”
“Well yeah, it is national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by mkaymkay October 15, 2020

rent a girlfriend

Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.

What a rent a girlfriend moment... or BREH moment, ehh same thing pal

by I read the manga January 20, 2021

hurlfriends

The fat friends of the chick you're trying to bone

It'd be a lot easier to get into ____'s pants if it wasn't for her hurlfriends cock blocking me.

by omegablue333 October 30, 2009

Girlfiend

A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...

A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.

by Tsureshon February 22, 2011