Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.

I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.

by get2it March 5, 2015

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024

Gobble neck

Insanely good oral sex performed on a man

Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*

by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017

Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.

"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"

by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008