Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!
by oneandonlyheskey January 13, 2012
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Lenger goal

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud
by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022
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fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh
jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
by mesa727 June 24, 2023
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scrapy goal

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd
A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd
by Hdhejdnf sichjf November 06, 2021
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Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success
Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)
by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018
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God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
by Keinem November 14, 2021
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goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 23, 2023
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