[Gene Starwind]

A long-standing "pseudo-troll" and Prommie of the General Discussion (GD) subforum of Gaia Online. While seemingly well-known by a few of the older patrons of the GD, he is most well-known for bringing the "Dancer Bottom" to the lowest of low's in Gaia fashion.

Also, he's a pervert.

Gene Starwind scares girls under the age of ____.

by godofwine December 20, 2008

freddie gene bellard

The best father in the world a real man that loves to death will do anything for his family and will stay strong even though the worst time and is very loved by his family and he needs to always be close to the young of the kids and that's all he needs to do is talk to the young and his life will come together.

I love to go see my dad freddie Gene bellard

by Lee 💚 January 17, 2018

african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males

my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk

by whitemikeb March 9, 2022

Gene ka lund

Something every woman craves but is reserved for that one special someone.

They: Darn i wish i could get my hands on gene ka lund
Me: that's not for you

by Asstria May 18, 2022

doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.

Hello! Gene will take care of it. So don't you worry

by Bama Al March 2, 2021

Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.

"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"

by anuragbas February 5, 2024