funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.

Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?

by NotSteve September 10, 2006

Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011

funky dunky

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

funky bitch

A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.

That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!

by Bubbas Bride August 7, 2008

Funky Hot Dogs

Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.

After a long day of fucking bitches, Kevin decided to take a break, enjoying some Funky Hot Dogs!

by Rob the Slob March 31, 2003

Funky Dance

The song played by the ska band The Miasmics It is also refered to as the White Man's dance because only white people are kool enough to do it.

The Miasmics played the Funky Dance at the cafe the other night.

by Urg Man June 27, 2004

funky fuck

An especially creative sex session, often involving moves or positions not typically used during sex or perhaps an unconventional location.

We did it half dressed in an art gallery bathroom. The whole time we talked about mid 1800's French culture or poodles. Needless to say, it was a real funky fuck.

by americanwoman99 February 14, 2014