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FU

Alex: FU!
*Sam lies back on bed and BOING*
Sam: Fuck away!
by Mr.Muffin April 1, 2009
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fu manchu

a kickass piece of hair on your face .. a lot of bikers and kickass ninjas have it!
uncle mike your fumanchu is rockin' like a sploosh bar!
by Killer Napkins December 24, 2003
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Si Fu

Used to describe someone who is a master at something.
Wow you're so great si fu!
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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orgasung fu

orgasung fu is an ancient malaysian fighting karmasutra.

the aim of the style is not to inflict damage but to inflict PLEASURE on your opponent with an array of devistating attacks made up of a combination of pelvic thrusts and stroking.
Orgasung fu fighting is split into four cattegorys or 'stances' these are:
-Oral
-Anal
-Vaginal
-Pelvic
the combatants will fight it out untill one can no longer stand the action, the victor at this point will perform a finishing move often combining all four 'stances' in one quick movement.
"we had a hot and heavy orgasung fu session last night. he/she finished me off with a doublestrokebi-folder"
by Ritchies July 30, 2008
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Win-Fu

“Win-Fu” - the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-fuck-just-happened” look on their face. Often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.
Example: “Should I issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”

“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.

Example: “What is Customer Retention?”

“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.
by H1N1 Virus May 12, 2009
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The Fu

Ang: What is that hideousness?
Me: It's the fuckin fu!
by marty and chris May 26, 2009
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fugoo fish(fu-goo fish)

a type of poision fish that only unicorns can eat without dying.
charlie the unicorn,theres fugoo fish(fu-goo fish) everywhere
by inuani57 May 18, 2008
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