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Fruity pebbles 

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
Fruity pebbles by Skoodel October 9, 2020

Fruity Pebble

A Fruity Pebble is a person that acts gay or is gay
Dude that girl is looking like a Fruity Pebble
Fruity Pebble by GoofyGoober2004 January 1, 2021

fruity.minho 

Girl1:HAVE YOU SEEN FRUITY.MINHO
Girl2:no..WELL DUHHH HER VIDEOS ARE GREAT
fruity.minho by hey yall April 29, 2021

Fruity/Fruitcake 

A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.
Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.

fruity friday 

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want
straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby
fruity friday by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

fruity fetish 

a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.