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A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019
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Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018
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Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it
uR sUcH a FRiEnD
by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019
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A mystical creature most men have never met
jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no
by Krakendakon September 27, 2020
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Be careful which friends you choose and make sure you choose the right ones
by Angular126 December 1, 2019
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Are people who don't talk about each other behind their backs, they are kind and caring to each other and won't be rude and selfish to you.
"hey ! they look like great friends"
by randomrandom1738 June 15, 2016
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Another way of saying “not alone buddy”
We’re not friends we’re just not alone buddy’s :3
by KayaFakeKat March 4, 2021
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