fishy forest

When you don't wash your hairy pussy, it's called a fishy forest.

Dude, last night when I smashed Kylie Jenner, she had a fishy forest.

by ilovelebron June 11, 2019

Forest Fireman

A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.

Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."

by Sex Slave Number 1 April 2, 2019

hot forest

massive bushel of female pubic hair

"I went down on my room mates sister, I had to push through her hot forest before I could seal the deal."

by Raul McDonald April 16, 2018

Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

Forest Row

A village in East Sussex where rich yoga mums pretend they have no money wear flannel tops with handwoven sandals spend £100 on a basket of organic noodles while their teenagers are bunking the overpriced nature driven private school to experiment with mushrooms at the park

I’m drinking tree bark, so Forest Row

by Frowgirl June 14, 2020

Forest fire

When u put gasoline on your pubes and light them on fire

“Timmy don’t do the forest fire kink again!”

by Funny bunny crazzy mazzy June 16, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020