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fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.
Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024
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Flunting

Engaging in sexual activity or having any sexual manner with the ground of a building or outside area.
"I heard Bobby got dumped last week. The only thing he can do now is lay on his room's floor to keep flunting! What a loser.."
by Arthur LaView March 28, 2024
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Function

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
by Functionmaker May 19, 2024
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Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.
*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"
by Him69 June 21, 2024
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Flunting

When you rip your intestines from your stomach and put them in a dry freezer for approximately 32 hours and 43 seconds and use it as a rose toy
Hey, would you like to come to flunting with us at the cemetery. My intestines are fully rock solid. After some flunting for National Flunt Day we can do some munt sesh's? Would you care to join us on our exuberant journey!?!?!?!?
by Sir.Munts-alot September 26, 2024
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FunctionHead

Adjectif

An individual who is often seen or visit a function frequently. Usually, the individual is seen at the school function where they have fun (in the washroom, i.e tooch, vape, e-cig, drug, etc). Thus, they get the adjectif function head for themselves.
See you in the washroom at the function, Rank 1 FunctionHead!
by Yeh ya February 28, 2025
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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.
I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.
by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025
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