Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

flood

flood is a known sex offender, beware i warned you

flood is a known sex offender

by nursezone July 11, 2024

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022

Flood The Gulch

Slang for urination, especially of large volume or into a vagina as a sexual act.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go flood the gulch.

by Cheeky Boy Lover June 15, 2024

sean flood

An Irish teenager with blue eyes and brown hair. Very handsome and has lots of friends he can be an asshole sometimes but will always help a friend that needs help

Sean flood is handsome

by Yellg March 18, 2018

bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.

Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."

by Zebrasnuggie June 8, 2016