flexiologist

A person who has the job of screening and examining a fitness instructor's level of physical flexibility when it comes to high level stretching techniques.

Cathy asked Jazzy what level of flexibility her fitness instructor had and Jazzy said: "He ain't got nothing on me - I can do a full 240 degree split!"

And Cathy replied: "Well, I guess that's why YOU are the flexiologist and not him!"

by thestretchindiva October 21, 2009

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

Flexhibitionist

Those guys in spandex that workout by jogging on sidewalks that lie directly beside busy city streets that stop mid-workout to stretch publicly, showcasing both their bodies and flexibility.

Q: Why is that guy just standing there on the sidewalk and stretching?

A: Because he's a flexhibitionist. That's what they do.

by ceeellcee December 8, 2012

Flexicon

Of or pertaining to gym vocabulary

Over the years Pete compiled a flexicon of words to describe even the ugliest of snatches.

by NewWordOrder629 August 11, 2014

Flexicon

The flexicon is the complete list of all unique words and meanings posted to Facebook. Originating from an amalgamation of Facebook and lexicon, it also reflects the many ways that words in the flexicon can be used.

"The flexicon doesn't have a tight definition for each word, as terms are often substituted for legitimate English words in a seemingly random manner, which explains why English is so irregular and considered a hard language to learn."

"That's okay, the Fleffedition will enable the publishing of all words in the flexicon as a complete set of known facebook words and their meanings."

by Nafftastic March 24, 2015

flexitarium

A fitness club or gym.

Cindy started going to the flexitarium because she was ashamed of her love handles.

by terminalhk June 1, 2016

flexitarium

A gym or athletic club.

Cindy was tired of her friends mocking her love handles, so she went to the flexitarium to lose weight.

by terminalhk May 30, 2016