the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

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crazy fems

a type of feminists who take everything to the extremes and over exaggerate

crazy fems are the most common type of feminists. they are the ones who you find on the streets yelling at innocent bystanders for attention

normal man: hey ma’am, are you single ?

crazy fem: aRe YoU TrYiNg To AsSAuLt Me ? I WILL CALL THE POLICE !

normal man: no, i was just trying to flirt with you

crazy fem: OH SO JUST BECAUSE IM A WOMAN YOURE GOING TO HIT ON ME ? LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SEXIST MONSTER

by the_real_ash1093 January 26, 2018

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Bush fleas

Crabs. Bugs in your private area.

Crystal is dirty as fuck spreading her bush fleas

by Shortbusridurr July 16, 2018

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flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018

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hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

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Der Fleischengriff

Named after the fictional Fleischer family, Der Fleischengriff refers to a really loose grip that will drop whatever it is holding, usually onto a foot. Objects that are usually dropped are valuable, fragile, or able to scald.

Person 1: I say, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!

by PiusismyPope May 12, 2020

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