flap flakes

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.
by Plsbnice69 June 22, 2020
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Racism-flake

Someone who can't refute facts, truth or logic of a situation, so they pull the race card.
Teachers in California are saying requiring the right answer for math is racist, they are such racism-flakes.
by MacDtx April 21, 2021
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Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
by J-Here April 21, 2010
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Temmie flakes

A cereal that taste so good that you can't taste it
by Rin Kamisuki May 19, 2020
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Temmie Flakes

Ya want some Temmie Flakes?
by TapCat February 10, 2021
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poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.
Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
by Flake Master March 24, 2004
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butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005
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