putaki flake

The dry spot you get in the back of your throat while eating Doritos resulting in coughing

Yo it’s crazy I just got hit with a putaki flake eating these

by Harleylowrider1450 February 19, 2021

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

flutie flakes

A person or place that is crazy in a negative sense.

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!

by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019

Temmie Flakes

A cereal.

Ya want some Temmie Flakes?

by TapCat February 10, 2021

poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

by Flake Master March 24, 2004

butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.

Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.

by Joe Himself June 2, 2011