hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe January 9, 2016

fix you're grammar

The stupidest thing one can say.

Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh

by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019

skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.

Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*

by Dr. Frank009 April 1, 2019

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019