Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

fix on

The thing Mingi says before he raps, meaning focus- or pay attention- to his oncoming verse.

"Fix on!"

by xtacie July 24, 2025

Fix

A need for another round of drugs

Drug Dealer: Im not giving you anymore drugs bro stop knocking on my door
Crackhead: I need my fix ! 7 o clock, on the dot, i need a crack rock !!

by KreepHeart June 13, 2022

national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him

"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"

by bronwynm May 15, 2021

Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.

Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!

by user04567y April 9, 2025