Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler

I fixed the door

by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023

fix your code

what some would say to you if your being annoying to them

(and yes i did get this line from Dream :))

person1: hey do you wanna go to the park? or play UNO? or idk have a sleepover tonight? hoo hoo what about we...
person2: omg you are so annoying. Go fix your code instead

by Bobby Jefferson November 27, 2020

fix

To fuck someone for the first time, to make them lose their virginity

We are so inexperienced that we'll be fixing each other

by Cande Lush June 10, 2025

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.

I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023