Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"

"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"

by podium.finish May 1, 2010

Ioannis (the Finished man)

Aka teleiomenos andras in greek, is the greek guy named Giannis who likes to overdose in cigarettes, wine, lamb, whiskey and vodka. He is always ready for the last moment of his life as a chance to overdose again.

Gianni (Ioannis (the finished man)) you look like you have quitted life.
Yes my friend! Now smoke with me and let me put some lamb for you on the fire.

by gr_turbovtec November 20, 2021

A bloody finish

a bloody finish is where when your about to cum you take ur dick out and punch ur girl or pleasurable partner in the nose and saying that’s a bloody finish

Steve”I gave my girl a bloody finish/tom”what’s that/Steve”i punched my girl in the nose and said that’s a bloody finish

by Aidzhas no aids October 30, 2023

flip n finish

After a long session plunging your trouser truncheon up your loved ones "no entry", you do them the courtesy of "flipping" them so they can watch you "finish"...

like a gentleman.

God, Keiran was so lovely last night, he drove so far to see me and he even gave me a Flip n finish!

by Sexcop October 11, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

fancy finish

A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).

If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.

Or

Are you down for a fancy finish?

How about a rub and a fancy finish?

by SleepingRoger August 2, 2012