slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

by DayumDude February 18, 2011

Cock Feathering

Cock feathering, derived from the "tickling feather" cliche, is any form of action, communication, etc. from an individual towards a man that leads the man to foresee the possibility of a sexual encounter between them and/or otherwise just causes him any level of arousal below orgasm. Unlike the case of indirect cock teasing, the act of cock feathering dictates that the sexual encounter actually has a chance to occur.

1.
Friend: Dude, why did Jenny text you so much last night?
Man: She was cock feathering the hell out of me man; she was really flirty and even sent me some hot pics of herself. I think she wants me.

2.
Man: Mary cock feathered me for awhile, and in the end we slept together!
Friend: Nice!

3.
Man: She had cock feathered me by acting really sexy around me, but it turns out she was just leading me on.
Friend: Tough break! There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.

4.
Nerd: She sent me a wink face; she's totally cock feathering me.
Friend: Dude...you don't know anything about women.
Nerd: Pff, whatever. It still turned me on.
Friend: ...wow.

5.
Woman: Hey, remember how I was telling you about my sore muscles and the massage oils I bought? Well, I was actually hoping you could come over tonight and help me with that...
Man: (Whoa, hello cock feathering) Sure thing.

by Fonzie Terry November 14, 2011

fins and feathers

a name of a diet where someone will only eat fish and chicken.

Hayley is a fins and feathers

by Willie P January 27, 2007

Featherdusting

When a girl flirts excessively with people. For instance in a bar setting. It usually includes but is not limited to touching, repeating questions, sitting on laps and sending random text messages. The girl is most always drunk.

"I was sitting next to him, featherdusting for sure..."

by K.C. Collins April 3, 2008

Tar and Feather

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.

If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.

by Dean Philipsen April 1, 2011

feathers

A rating for how skanky a girl is. The rating goes from one to five feathers, but extra's can be added for the sake of emphasis.

(The original term was coined because of a very skanky pair of underpants. A thong with feathers over the crotch)

Girl 1: How many feathers do you have?
Girl 2: Roughly fourteen :P

by SingingStorm May 19, 2009