fart 

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

fart by spectre97 January 27, 2014

Fart 

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

Fart by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Fart 

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

Fart by Jutstar August 8, 2014

Fart 

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

Fart by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

fart 

gas emitted from the butt

I smell fart.

fart by dictonarylover February 29, 2016

fart 

1. 1-man salute

2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale

3. Acid-rain maker

4. After the thunder comes the rain

5. Air bagel

6. Airbrush your boxers

7. Anal acoustics

8. Anal ahem

9. Anal audio

10. Anal salute

11. Anal volcano

12. Arse blast

13. Ass blaster

14. Ass-scented methane

15. Ass biscuit

16. Ass thunder

17. Ass whistle

18. A turd whistling for the right of way

19. Backdoor breeze

20. Backfire

21. Bad sprinkling

22. Baking brownies

23. Barking spiders

24. Bean blower

25. Beep your horn

26. Belch from behind

27. Better open a window

28. Blast off

29. Blast the chair

30. Blasting the ass trumpet

31. Blat

32. Blow ass

33. Blow mud

34. Blow the big brown horn

35. Blowing the butt bugle

36. Blowing you a kiss

37. Bomber

(after farting at the urinal)

"After thunder comes the rain."

fart by The amaze lover March 6, 2017

fart 

air shit

dont fart in my car

fart by John cena fuckas111 October 5, 2017