Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)

He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

Fanny Farmer

U.S. English, noun. A male who enjoys anal intercourse and/or analingus.

Noun (pejorative): A male homosexual.

Farmer, Fannie Merritt, 1857–1915, American cookbook author and teacher and writer on cookery, b. Boston. Director of the Boston Cooking School 1891-1902, after which she opened Miss Farmer's School of Cookery. Edited "The Boston Cooking School Cook Book" (1896), one of the best-known and most popular of American cookbooks, which sold 4-million copies through 1977.

Noun. A brand of chocolates and candies, named after the famous cookbook author Fanny Farmer, and sold through the eponymous candy store chain.

I just saw "Between the Cheeks 6". Man, oh man! T.T. Boy made like a real Fanny Farmer on that bitch's ass!

by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006

farmers arm

Refers to the rather unfortunate tan you get on your arms from wearing t-shirt's in the summer. Very similar to 'Drivers Arm', the Farmers Arm originates from the country region of Australia and can also be obtained from driving down long dirt roads in the summer with 3 other mates and a carton of beer.

Katie: "Let's go to the pool, its so bloody hot"
Linda: "Yeah, I need to get rid of these farmers arms"

or

Linda: "No way, I'm not going anywhere with this farmers arm"

or

Linda: "OMG! I've got farmers arm"

by Bretho November 8, 2006

Orgasm farmer

Another term for an orgasm harvester

Orgasm farmer: see orgasm harvester

by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010

tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.

1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.

by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010

farmer and rowboat

having to complete a series of actions in such an order that each superceding event must be done in one specific order in order to complete a seemingly trivial goal.

origin: An almost cliche riddle goes... A farmer for some reason has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. It might be to get into town for some business: you know, to sell his chicken and corn, which I am certain he is going to make a killing off of, being it one sack of corn and a singular chicken. and, oh yeah, his trusty fox. Why is this idiot bringing a fox with him? Anyway, he has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and another of his precious belongings (chicken, corn, fox). If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will invariably eat the chicken. Leave the chicken with the corn and, oops, the chicken will eat the corn. Other than by feeding the fox poison and doing it in one quuck trip, or maybe splurging for the bridge toll and carrying his wares, how does the farmer do it?

Fuck that farmer and rowboat bullshit. This is a waste of my time.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

Farmer’s Plow

sex move in which Guy stands up holding chick’s legs spread eagle or bent, chick supports her upper body with her two hands on the bed.

I gave that ho the Farmer’s Plow

by JBut December 25, 2007