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Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
mugGet the Flatulent Farmermug.

chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
mugGet the chemical farmermug.

star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.
That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.
by katie tran August 17, 2004
mugGet the star farmermug.

Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.
Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”
by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018
mugGet the Farmer Aidanmug.

tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter
me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"
by dubious1 December 31, 2011
mugGet the tray farmermug.

ronnie farmer

man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!
me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!

ronnie farmer: what
by nopecat June 30, 2022
mugGet the ronnie farmermug.

Alex Farmer

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022
mugGet the Alex Farmermug.

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