failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud

your a failure you know that

by asian dad21 February 23, 2025

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass

john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure

by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019