fagel

a term used to describe a "fake bagel". Or a bagel not in the proper shape or form.
Fake + Bagel = Fagel

::looking at the new Thomas's Square bagels::
"Yo man are you hungry? You want a fagel?"

by Jinu July 24, 2008

Facerapist

A person who is enthusiastic about snow fighting, but finds themselves unable to aim. Instead of making an attempt to improve their throw, they run up to their opponent and forcibly smash a lump of snow into their face. A facerapist is generally either the strongest or weakest snow fighter in an arena. Sometimes a normal snow fighter will become a face rapist when faced with a barrage of attacks from an opposing team, or when they have been hit while not playing.

Mike: Jesus, Adam, stop being such a facerapist and get rid of your aggro online.

by Gamerunknown December 13, 2008

fage

In World of Warcraft, a dumbass mage who likes to use all his mana on trash pulls and bitch about dying.

RaidRaider#1: Tuliz ur a fucking idiot fage, stop pulling aggro and dying.
RaidTuliz: The tank sucks.
RaidRaider #2: u have no mana left, after one trash pull....

by fishscale November 4, 2007

fagarious

like or pertaining to metrosexual men who like to share matchmakers in the bathroom

example: marcelo vincenzo luizzi was extremely fagarious the other day;
he was fagarious like cameron decker that one time he shared his matchmaker in the bathroom with andrew moyer.

by zoelikestosucktalarasdick February 11, 2009

facerape

When a man violates the face of a woman by kissing her in such a fashion that her face feels like it has been raped. Examples of this include but are not limited to; sloppy wet kissing, kisses that miss the mouth region, sucking of ones lips so hard that they turn an unnatural shade of red, and shoving of ones tongue deep into a woman's throat.

Men can be faceraped also, but the term "faceraped" is most commonly used by women.

Hannah: " I was at a bar last night and this drunk guy attacked me by giving me a nasty, wet, sloppy french kiss!"

Marie: "He faceraped you!"

by Mcbird June 24, 2009

Fagel

A fag from The Bagelboy Club of Angeles City Philippines,

That Crumple he's such a fagel.

by Norman G June 1, 2011

Fage

it means badass that eats asians for breakfast and girls unvoluntarily eye fuck

Doug is such a fage. I wish I were like him and girls looked at me like that

by Dr. Hugh G. Rection April 19, 2007