Facescaping

Shaving.

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011

Facesh

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

by ghi07 July 20, 2012

fecesous

Being shit- like.

Having characteristic similar to shit, feces or defecation.

Purposely being sarcastic, indifferent, argumentative, obtuse, or disagreeable.

After drinking too much, wandering home and passing out in my doorway, I awoke feeling quite fecesous.
Or
My ex-boyfriend is a fecesous little twit .

by EarthlyDelight April 26, 2016

Facesurf

To go scan through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

Brandi uses Tinder to facesurf when she is bored.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facesurfing

The act of scanning through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

I use this app for facesurfing and never actually reply to my matches.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facessociate

Someone who is on your facebook friend list, but is more of an associate rather then a friend.

I know he's on my Facebook, but I don't really know him, he's a facessociate

by not possible January 10, 2017