absolute donkey

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...

Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro

by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019

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absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

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Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there

Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server”
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”

by The basedwiseman August 6, 2021

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Absolute

a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.

P1:That shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
P2: Absolute!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

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Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

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