Fankle

much like a cankle
but when the foot grows into the ankle

"Holy Shit! Her fankles ate her shoes!"

by grrg May 4, 2005

funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007

Fankle

A condition with excessive ammounts of fat around the ankle.

Damn after all that KFC Vanessa has huge fankles!

by Noureem April 14, 2006

finkle

To stalk; to become obsessed with; to be unnecessarily creepy or awkward in public or while socializing, like that one time when he texted you and said he 'lubbed' you; see creeper.

Zach and Finkle, together forever.

by I'm a troublemaker February 22, 2009

Fuckles

noun, Another form of fuck, but in a nicer form to use around kids, family, friends, and loved ones.

"This is major fuckles" said Jane as she picked up her 2 month year old baby and walked out of the room

by Max Golds November 27, 2007

funcle

a female uncle (different than an aunt)

Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!

by lukeniya January 19, 2009