Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Florida nigga heist

The act of stealing a niggas marijuana while he is smoking it, and selling it to a nearby buyer

Oh shit! Michael just pulled a Florida nigga heist on them niggas smokin bomb ass weed in the corner!

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

Florida date

Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.

Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.

by cvan2797 April 22, 2019

Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019