Failure

If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.
If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul July 26, 2016
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I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
by confused cajun man January 23, 2021
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Failure

Willa. Just Willa. If you have a friend named Willa then you should
Gosh Brittany, you're such a Failure (Willa)
by RandomGamer9737 October 20, 2020
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Failure

The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.
Failure isn't meant to be fun, not everything in life is.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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Girl Failure

A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.
"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"
by Umbrollax5x7 December 19, 2023
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