Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.

James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

by thebertananators June 7, 2011

Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

fartchatting

Fartchatting is the act of snapchat videoing your farts. Send these little comedic bombs to all your friends. May your bowel movements be ever in your favor.

Dude Steve and I were fartchatting last night! I almost sharted!

by magicalpixiedust June 30, 2014

fartphiliac

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.

That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019